Sat October 5th

• Our theme this month is "Putting on the Ritz!":
  Black tie! White tie! Tails! Top hats! Diamonds! Feathers! Glitz! Glamour! Channel the elegance of Hollywood's Golden Age!

Sat November 2nd

• Our theme this month is "Halloween!":
  Costumes and characters! Makeup and masks! Glamour and gore! We love Halloween!!!
  Join us for the sexiest Monster Mash!!!

Sat November 30th

• Our theme this month is "Sexy Sci Fi":
  It's a bonus party in November so let's have some cosplay fun!

Sat December 28th

• It's the Summer holidays! Time for our famous House of Woland pool party!
  We're not exactly the Playboy Mansion, more the Addams Family mansion, so our pool is inflatable, and it's on the deck. But we will probably fill it with warm lube, so there's that!

Sat January 25th

• Our theme this month is "Swords and Sorcery"
  Epic fantasy costumes!
  Strap on your Atlantean steel and unleash your Beastmaster and Red Sonja!

Sat February 22nd

• Our theme this month is "Valentine's Day"
  Lingerie, champagne, flowers - is there anything more romantic than a sex party?

Sat March 26th

• This month's theme is:

  "The Duke Throws a Party!"

  We're taking a little inspiration this month from Norman Lindsay, and encouraging some 18th Century decadence. This is a formal occasion, so gentlemen should wear lace, and ladies should be bejewelled in whatever manner seems most intriguing!

Sat April 26th

• This month's theme is bondage!
  Rope, chains, straps, scarves. Indulge in the exquisite pleasure of giving and receiving sensual restraint.

Sat May 31st

• Our theme this month is "Decadently Decorated". Make a spectacle of yourself! Body art, vagazzling, extravagant makeup, exquisite lingerie, gems and glitter, spectacular costumes! And gentlemen - you can too! The more decadent and outlandish the better!

Sat June 28th

• Our theme this month is "Venus in Furs"
  Winter is upon us, so it's time to bring out your warmest, sexiest, faux fur and luxuriate in our cozy pleasure palace!

Sat July 26th

• Our theme this month is "The Snow Queen"
  Winter frost, sparkling ice crystals, the cold glittering stare of the Snow Queen...

Sat August 30th

• Our theme this month is "Floral Fantasy"
  Spring is here! Our magnolia is spectacularly in bloom! Celebrate the season with bursts of colour, brilliant bouquets, and fantastic fabrics!

Sat September 27th

• Our theme this month is "Melbourne Gothic"
  A s the dark of winter begins to subside, indulge your dark side in black lace, fur, velvet, leather.

Sat November 1st

• Our theme this month is "Halloween!":
  Costumes and characters! Makeup and masks! Glamour and gore! We love Halloween!!!
  Join us for the sexiest Monster Mash!!!

Sat November 29th

• Our theme this month is "Sexy Sci Fi":
  It's a bonus party in November so let's have some cosplay fun!

Sat December 27th

• It's the Summer holidays! Time for our famous House of Woland pool party!
  We're not exactly the Playboy Mansion, more the Addams Family mansion, so our pool is inflatable, and it's on the deck. But we will probably fill it with warm lube, so there's that!