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Sat June 15th

  • Our theme this month is "Venus in Furs".
    Winter is upon us, so it's time to bring out your warmest, sexiest, faux fur and luxuriate in our cozy pleasure palace!

Sat May 18th

  • Our theme this month is "Decadently Decorated". Make a spectacle of yourself! Body art, vagazzling, extravagant makeup, exquisite lingerie, gems and glitter, spectacular costumes! And gentlemen - you can too! The more decadent and outlandish the better!

Sat April 20th

  • This month's theme is bondage! Rope, chains, straps, scarves. Indulge in the exquisite pleasure of giving and receiving sensual restraint.

Sat July 13th

  • Our theme this month is "The Snow Queen":
    Winter frost, sparkling ice crystals, the cold glittering stare of the Snow Queen...

Sat August 10th

  • Our theme this month is "Melbourne Gothic":
    A s the dark of winter begins to subside, indulge your dark side in black lace, fur, velvet, leather.

Sat September 7th

  • Our theme this month is "Floral Fantasy":
    Spring is here! Our magnolia is spectacularly in bloom! Celebrate the season with bursts of colour, brilliant bouquets, and fantastic fabrics!

Sat October 5th

  • Our theme this month is "Putting on the Ritz!":
    Black tie! White tie! Tails! Top hats! Diamonds! Feathers! Glitz! Glamour! Channel the elegance of Hollywood's Golden Age!

Sat November 2nd

  • Our theme this month is "Halloween!":
    Costumes and characters! Makeup and masks! Glamour and gore! We love Halloween!!!
    Join us for the sexiest Monster Mash!!!

Sat November 30th

  • Our theme this month is "Sexy Sci Fi":
    It's a bonus party in November so let's have some cosplay fun!

Thu December 28th

  • It's the Summer holidays! Time for our famous House of Woland pool party!
    We're not exactly the Playboy Mansion, more the Addams Family mansion, so our pool is inflatable, and it's on the deck. But we will probably fill it with warm lube, so there's that!

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CALENDAR

Sat June 15th

  • Our theme this month is "Venus in Furs".
    Winter is upon us, so it's time to bring out your warmest, sexiest, faux fur and luxuriate in our cozy pleasure palace!

Sat May 18th

  • Our theme this month is "Decadently Decorated". Make a spectacle of yourself! Body art, vagazzling, extravagant makeup, exquisite lingerie, gems and glitter, spectacular costumes! And gentlemen - you can too! The more decadent and outlandish the better!

Sat April 20th

  • This month's theme is bondage! Rope, chains, straps, scarves. Indulge in the exquisite pleasure of giving and receiving sensual restraint.

Sat July 13th

  • Our theme this month is "The Snow Queen":
    Winter frost, sparkling ice crystals, the cold glittering stare of the Snow Queen...

Sat August 10th

  • Our theme this month is "Melbourne Gothic":
    As the dark of winter begins to subside, indulge your dark side in black lace, fur, velvet, leather.

Sat September 7th

  • Our theme this month is "Floral Fantasy":
    Spring is here! Our magnolia is spectacularly in bloom! Celebrate the season with bursts of colour, brilliant bouquets, and fantastic fabrics!

Sat October 5th

  • Our theme this month is "Putting on the Ritz!":
    Black tie! White tie! Tails! Top hats! Diamonds! Feathers! Glitz! Glamour! Channel the elegance of Hollywood's Golden Age!

Sat November 2nd

  • Our theme this month is "Halloween!":
    Costumes and characters! Makeup and masks! Glamour and gore! We love Halloween!!!
    Join us for the sexiest Monster Mash!!!

Sat November 30th

  • Our theme this month is "Sexy Sci Fi":
    It's a bonus party in November so let's have some cosplay fun!

Sat December 28th

  • It's the Summer holidays! Time for our famous House of Woland pool party!
    We're not exactly the Playboy Mansion, more the Addams Family mansion, so our pool is inflatable, and it's on the deck. But we will probably fill it with warm lube, so there's that!